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If a woman in a business suit and business shoes walks into the store, he has the right to kick her out. If a man in a suit and shoes enters a women’s bathroom, the law says, he has the right to fight for his life if he must.

laughing my ass off at this one frank

What if, instead of wearing suits, they had suits made out of their own guts, like this lobster? Wouldn’t that be a win-win?

i honestly think that might be the best alternative to this conundrum lobsters being emotional as they are.

If one or more of the following happened during their life:

1. lobsters had sex

2. lobsters had orgasms

3. their orgasms were interrupted by the deaths of others

4. a lobster attempted to use a human body part as a sex toy

then they would be the perfect gender for floornight.

If not, then their gender is already covered in item 4.

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